Panda Escapades

put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

so I just did the math kinda, if a person were to consume 50lb of beer in a month they would have to drink on average 37.9 beers a day assuming 154 calories per beer

primadollly:

This is a starter list I made with people in mind who A) Don’t have any makeup, and/or B) Have not had access to makeup before. Makeup is expensive, and unfortunately, even this list is beyond what people can comfortably spend. However, for the same price of a palette (most of which will set you back $50+), I’ve compiled a start-to-finish shopping list that includes everything from the makeup to the tools to the cleaning products.

Below the cut is a full list of products + links, a dupe list (most if not all of these items are dupes for high end brands like MAC, NARS, and Make Up For Ever), and a coupon code. Note that for this cart, I am using a current promotion on the E.L.F website; If you are not able to make this order before the promotion expires, don’t worry, because E.L.F has several similar sales every month!

[Also, a quick note: Everything on this list is from E.L.F, one of the few drugstore makeup brands that is 100% vegan and cruelty-free. They also have the highest concentration of high-end dupes. The site/their international sites ship to several countries, but in some cases, it would be less expensive to order through a local online drugstore beauty supplier/on ebay/have a friend in the US ship it to you. I’m not affiliated with E.L.F, I’m just a fan]

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hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

victorianfanguide:

In the Victorian period there was almost no legislation on the killing and sale of exotic animals. In 1895 in London alone there were 118 exotic pet shops where wealthy customers could purchase almost any creature they wanted, from elephants to kangaroos and bears to rhinoceros.

An incident…

I don’t understand how a 5 minute, a 13 minute, and a 25 minute video at the same resolution all take an hour to export

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

sexygeriatrics:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

closetfreaksblog:

Jewel Tones Or Stripper Names?

A Night At The Roxbury With Ruby, Sapphire, & Emerald

For a lot of people, myself included, dressing in black is a comfort and it can be really hard to leave that safe dark place. But where’s the fun in always playing it safe, right? If spring/summer was the time for bold brights and neons, then let fall be the time for warm, rich jewel tones. And guys, they’re not just for ladies! While you don’t have to go as crazy as I did in this outfit (I tend to do the most), you can easily incorporate a gem tone in your outfit with accessories like a tie or sock. Wearing an emerald shirt or ruby trousers will definitely command attention, and I get it. This is not a look for your local dive bar, Sunday mass, or a trip to Whole Foods. But these rich, sophisticated colors make the perfect choice for cocktail parties or a “festive” night out, so who’s ready to party with me?

Wearing:

REISS (Similar) Suit Jacket  //  Topman Shirt  //  Original Penguin (Similar) Trousers  //  Florsheim x Duckie Brown (Similar) Shoes

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wolftyla:

hey you. just stopping by to let you know that you matter and you are worth while. i love you and have a great day. don’t let anyone get you down and block out all negativity in the world because you are great and destined for big things in the world. stay up and stay create. you are loved. you are amazing.

gdfalksen:

Scarves by Shovava

batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

active-rva:

active-rva:

ablackwomansurvivingrape:

active-rva:

Dan Cleaves, pictured, frequents bars in the Fan and Shockoe Bottom (though supposedly he has been banned at most of the establishments in the Bottom) seeking out intoxicated women to rape. He has also stalked women, and targets transwomen especially. The provided number, 1-800-838-8238, will connect you to the Virginia Family Violence & Sexual Assault Hotline. 
If you recognize him at a bar, approach the bartender or manager. They can confirm his identity by looking at his ID, and may throw him out as a result of his reputation. 
I have corroborated this information with relevant sources. 

Boost

Dan Cleaves was arrested Wednesday in Henrico. He is awaiting extradition to Maryland where he will face seven counts of sexually assaulting women in an attempt to give them HIV. 
For now, it looks like we no longer need to worry about him. 

Cleaves is now out on bond, possibly in the Richmond area. As of two weeks ago, he was still preying on women. Share the information and be prepared to intervene if you see him at a bar- if you’re uncomfortable intervening yourself, ask the staff or, at this point, call the police. 

active-rva:

active-rva:

ablackwomansurvivingrape:

active-rva:

Dan Cleaves, pictured, frequents bars in the Fan and Shockoe Bottom (though supposedly he has been banned at most of the establishments in the Bottom) seeking out intoxicated women to rape. He has also stalked women, and targets transwomen especially. The provided number, 1-800-838-8238, will connect you to the Virginia Family Violence & Sexual Assault Hotline. 

If you recognize him at a bar, approach the bartender or manager. They can confirm his identity by looking at his ID, and may throw him out as a result of his reputation. 

I have corroborated this information with relevant sources. 

Boost

Dan Cleaves was arrested Wednesday in Henrico. He is awaiting extradition to Maryland where he will face seven counts of sexually assaulting women in an attempt to give them HIV. 

For now, it looks like we no longer need to worry about him. 

Cleaves is now out on bond, possibly in the Richmond area. As of two weeks ago, he was still preying on women. Share the information and be prepared to intervene if you see him at a bar- if you’re uncomfortable intervening yourself, ask the staff or, at this point, call the police. 

maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast